Change the world

Money can't buy happiness, but its
more comfortable to cry in a BMW
than on a bicycle.
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Forgive your enemy, but remember
that bastard's name
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Help a man when he is in trouble
and he will remember you
when he is in trouble again.
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Many people are alive only because
its illegal to shoot them.
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Alcohol doesn't solve any problem,but
neither does juice** .
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Smoking kills, but if you don't smoke,
doesn't mean you'll never die...

Let your smile change the world but don't let the world change your smile